A conversation

Please read with sarcasm dripping from your mouth. You might need a bucket.

DARCY says:

Haha, apparently climate change is the new socialism, according to [unnamed rightwing blogger]

Barnabus says:

oh right

Barnabus says:

because its part of the vast left wing conspiracy

DARCY says:

yes

DARCY says:

it's just another way for us to attack the rich

Barnabus says:

haha

Barnabus says:

of course

DARCY says:

by making them more environmentally friendly

Barnabus says:

we hate the rich

Barnabus says:

not to mention that we need people to be rich

DARCY says:

do we?

Barnabus says:

yes, the more we can tax silly

Barnabus says:

We love tax

DARCY says:

aaah, of course we do

DARCY says:

We love it lots

Barnabus says:

infact

Barnabus says:

we also hate freedom.

Barnabus says:
Apparently

Barnabus says:

and people thinking for themselves

Barnabus says:

Because OBVIOUSLY if people thought for themselves...they would vote for libertarian parties.

DARCY says:

Yes, if only they could understand the complicated principles that underpin the libertarian movement

Barnabus says:

But Darcy, aren't you saying that you know what's best for them?

Barnabus says:

That sounds like SOCIALISM

DARCY says:

oh no, it's totally different, let me assure you

DARCY says:

TOTALLY different.